Per Major League Baseball . . .
I wish they’d just announce that a couple of bucks from each July 4 ticket will go to the vets, and spare us from having to look at these butt-ugly things. My god those caps are hideous.
Memo to MLB:
This is a cap:
So is this:
And it pains me to say it, but so is this:
But these are not caps:
These are a sacrilege.