Per Major League Baseball . . .

I wish they’d just announce that a couple of bucks from each July 4 ticket will go to the vets, and spare us from having to look at these butt-ugly things. My god those caps are hideous.

Memo to MLB:

This is a cap:

So is this:

And it pains me to say it, but so is this:

But these are not caps:

These are a sacrilege.

Feh!