Celebrate!

Hey kids! What day is it?

It’s NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY!

Who says there’s no good news?

Now some may consider this is an occasion to go to Dunkin’ or Bess Eaton or Tim Hortons, but … really?

Do you go to McDonald’s for a great hamburger? Is Bud Light your idea of a fine beer?

On National Doughnut Day, there’s only one place to be, and that place is Schneider’s Bakery in Cooperstown, N.Y., where I can say in all honesty that I have eaten the greatest doughnut on god’s earth.

And it wasn’t one of these:

Or one of these:

Or one of these:

Or one of these:

Nope. It was one of these:

Just a plain ol’ doughnut, like god intended. Soft on the inside, crisp on the outside, and delicious as all gitout all around.

I discovered Schneider’s when I went with my kids to see something else in Cooperstown. We stopped in and I almost forgot why I went in the first place. Yeah, they were that good.

So Happy Doughnut Day, kids! We diet tomorrow.

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The outlook wasn’t rosy

And while we’re on the subject of Cooperstown, I now remember why I went there in the first place. Which brings us to another reason to love this particular day. It was on June 3, 1888 (thank you, Murray), that a 24-year-old kid wrote our National Anthem.

No … Not you, Francis Scott Key. We’re talking about Ernest L. Thayer. Or as Charles Dillon Stengel woulda said, you could look it up.

Anyway, here’s what that Thayer kid wrote:

 

Casey At the Bat

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville Nine that day;
the score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play.
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
a sickly silence fell upon the patrons of the game.

A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
they thought, if only Casey could get but a whack at that –
they’d put up even money, now, with Casey at the bat.

But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
and the former was a lulu and the latter was a fake,
so upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
for there seemed but little chance of Casey’s getting to the bat.

But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
and Blake, the much despised, tore the cover off the ball;
and when the dust had lifted, and the men saw what had occurred,
there was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.

Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
it rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
it knocked upon the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
for Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.

There was ease in Casey’s manner as he stepped into his place;
there was pride in Casey’s bearing and a smile on Casey’s face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
no stranger in the crowd could doubt ’twas Casey at the bat.

Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
defiance gleamed in Casey’s eye, a sneer curled Casey’s lip.

And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
and Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped–
“That ain’t my style,” said Casey. “Strike one,” the umpire said.

From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore.
“Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted someone on the stand;
and it’s likely they’d have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.

With a smile of Christian charity great Casey’s visage shone;
he stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
he signaled to the pitcher, and once more the spheroid flew;
but Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said: “Strike two.”

“Fraud!” cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered fraud;
but one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
and they knew that Casey wouldn’t let that ball go by again.

The sneer is gone from Casey’s lip, his teeth are clenched in hate;
he pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
and now the air is shattered by the force of Casey’s blow.

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out.

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The Daily Don

What do you call a judge who’s born in Indiana?

A Mexican.

What else?

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