What exactly was it – August heat? Heavy rain? – that pulled so many bottom-feeders up to the surface this week?
And how do we get them to crawl back into the hole they came out of?
Herewith, a big Bronx cheer to the many bigots who made the world a much less pleasant place this week. (You know this is serious, because I used the word “herewith.”)
It hasn’t been a beautiful day in my neighborhood, so let’s start with these guys:
Say hello to Shashi Ramsaroop, 23; Lindsey Peaks, 20; and Demetrius Latrell Toraine, 19, who have been charged in a paintball attack on a Hasidic Jew in Kaser, N.Y.
According to the Journal News,
A paintball attack against a Hasidic resident by a man who said he was going to “Monsey to shoot Jews,” police said, took place in a town already rife with tension between religious and secular communities.
No, I didn’t write that lede. But let’s move on…
The victim, Josef Margaretten, 35, suffered minor injuries and three suspects were taken into custody and charged with a hate crime almost immediately after the attack….
Margaretten and another man were leaning against a car … Wednesday when a vehicle drove up and a man pointed what looked like a black rifle at them from the passenger window, Ramapo Sgt. Sal Matos said.
Five or six shots were fired from the car, with Margaretten hit twice and the car struck three or four times, Matos said….
Matos said Margaretten and [another] man said they heard someone yell a racial slur as the car drove past.
There’s some bad stuff going down in the town of Ramapo, which is in the county of Rockland, N.Y., which is where I live. Most notably, the East Ramapo Central School District has been severely cutting programs for the overwhelmingly black and Latino public school population. And seven of nine school board members are Orthodox Jews who send their kids to yeshivas.
It’s an ugly situation. But it won’t be solved if people decide to assault others on the basis of their race or religion.
Ramsaroop, Peaks and Toraine are awaiting trial, so we won’t presume guilt. But if it turns out that they are, in fact, the ones who did this, then let’s hope the state throws the book at them.
And yes . . . If three Hasidic Jews in their 20s shot paintballs at a man of color and shouted racial epithets at him, the opinion here would be the same: Throw the bigots in a hole. That’s where they belong.
And then there are the guys who did this . . .
and this . . .
to this . . .
What kind of cretin scrawls “nigger,” “Hitler” and a swastika on a statue that depicts Pee Wee Reese putting his arm around Jackie Robinson? In Brooklyn, no less.
Ira Berkow wrote a wonderful piece about this statue in the New York Times eight years ago, and it’s well worth reading.
We’ve learned a lot about Jackie Robinson this year, thanks to an inspiring but otherwise bland movie called “42,” the message of which is much better than the film itself. And it speaks to why this sort of thing is as hideous as hideous gets.
Kudos to the New York Daily News for this wood:
That pretty much sums it up. Ten thousand bucks to turn the racist scum in. Worth every penny.
And then there are these guys:
Hundreds of protesters wielded signs, chanted slogans and argued with each other Tuesday outside Desert Vista High School in Phoenix, while President Barack Obama spoke about housing and the economy inside.
Students, activists, curiosity-seekers and motorcade-junkies, some from as far away as California and Black Canyon City, thronged the sidewalks as rain drizzled from gray skies.
We’re OK so far, guys. You don’t like Obama. I get that. You want to protest. I get that, too. This is America; you’re entitled.
But here’s what I don’t get . . .
Obama foes at one point sang, “Bye Bye Black Sheep,” a derogatory reference to the president’s skin color, while protesters like Deanne Bartram raised a sign saying, “Impeach the Half-White Muslim!”
And then there’s 77-year-old Chandler, Ariz., resident Ron Enderle, who explained his opposition to the president with this clever remark:
He’s 47 percent Negro.
Hmmmm. So now we know what at least some of you guys really are. You’re not protesters. You’re bigots.
And then there’s this guy:
Trudie (I’m Not Saying They All Look Alike, but …) Goetz
Our gal Trudie is the owner of a “high-end” (that’s putting it mildly) boutique called Trois Pomme in Zurich, Switzerland, and her shop is getting some attention right now because one of her shopkeepers, who fortunately has gone unnamed, decided not to “hurt the feelings” of a woman in her store.
According to CBS News, a black woman asked Trudie’s employee if she could look at a handbag worth a cool $40,000, and the shopkeeper told her, “No. It’s too expensive.”
The black woman “asked to see the bag at least two more times, but the shopkeeper refused to take it off the shelf and suggested other, cheaper bags instead.”
The black woman persisted:
“One more time, I tried. I said, ‘But I really do just want to see that one,’ and the shopkeeper said, ‘Oh, I don’t want to hurt your feelings,’ and I said, ‘Okay, thank you so much. You’re probably right, I can’t afford it.’
Meet the black woman:
Ummm . . . Oops. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and bet the house that this woman not only can afford the $40,000 handbag, but that she can also buy the entire boutique. With cash.
But hey, mistakes happen. What compounds the matter is that Goetz blamed it on “the assistant’s failure to recognize Winfrey.”
“We don’t have any facial recognition here,” Goetz was quoted as saying.
So, in other words . . .
We’d certainly let Oprah Winfrey look at the bag, if only we had face recognition and knew who that black woman was. But the average black woman? Well . . . We don’t want to hurt your feelings.
And then there’s this guy:
Stephanie (I’m Forrest Gump, Without the Wisdom) Banister
Our gal Stephanie, the 27-year-old One Nation party candidate for parliament in Australia, thinks Islam is a country and Jews are secret Christians.
At least, that’s what she said in a recent interview:
I don’t oppose Islam as a country, but I do feel that their laws should not be welcome here in Australia.
She also said:
”Jews aren’t under haram, they have their own religion which follows Jesus Christ.”
OK . . . Maybe I’m going too far here. I really need to consider the possibility that Banister isn’t a bigot. But I’m left with only one other explanation:
She’s a moron.
I predict a bright political future.
And the winner is . . . The biggest Bronx cheer of all goes to . . .
Mike (I Play Bass Guitar, So I Must Be a Good Guy) Huckabee
Musician, preacher, governor, presidential wannabe.
Listen to what affable old Huck said on his radio show on Monday:
I know we’re not supposed to say anything unkind about Islam. I mean, it’s politically incorrect. I get that. But can someone explain to me why it is that we tiptoe around a religion that promotes the most murderous mayhem on the planet in their so-called ‘holiest days?
You know, if you’ve kept up with the Middle East, you know that the most likely time to have an uprising of rock throwing and rioting comes on the day of prayer on Friday. So the Muslims will go to the mosque, and they will have their day of prayer, and they come out of there like uncorked animals – throwing rocks and burning cars.”
That’s right. Uncorked animals.
That’s what the preacher man said.
And the reason this guy is the worst of the bunch is that he wants to be president of the United States, and there are millions of Americans who would vote for him.
Bronx cheer, indeed.
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