A weasel of a man named Wayne LaPierre cut a slick video a few weeks ago that pretty much revealed everything we need to know about our wonderful defender of the Second Amendment – the NRA. So let’s just come out and acknowledge the truth:
The “R” in NRA doesn’t stand for Rifle.
It stands for Racist.
And I think it’s high time we brought back what we’ve come to call the “N-word,” because things would be much clearer if LaPierre and his like-minded bigots just came out and said what they’re thinking, instead of resorting to code.
Strom Thurmond used that word. George Wallace used it. Lester Maddox used it. Wayne the Weasel doesn’t … but, really, he should. Because it’s very clear what he’s thinking.
See for yourself, and listen closely:
“Chicago.” “Gang-bangers.” “Third-world carnage.” “Criminal gang-bangers.” “Felon with a gun.” “Drug dealer with a gun.” “Criminal gang-banger with a gun.” “Convicted gang-bangers.” “Thugs.” “Violent thugs.”
And you know what these folks do, don’t you? They “ROAM THE STREETS!”
Now watch the video again, and this time pay attention to the images. Who on earth could Wayne be talking about?
And by the way, things are so much nicer, brighter – WHITER!!! – in places where “good, honest Americans” live. They live “in farm towns. In Nebraska. In Oklahoma” … where the corn is as high as an elephant’s eye and you don’t see no gang-bangers blocking your sky.
And by the way, Wayne … Great Photoshop work on our president. He looks much scarier with that dark filter:
So if you’re a member of the NRA, or if you’re thinking of becoming a member of the NRA after Colorado Springs and San Bernardino, why not just go all the way? Poke a couple of holes in a bedsheet and put it over your head. NRA … KKK … Same damn thing.
You know what else they don’t have in Nebraska and Oklahoma?
Another worthless excuse for a human being, proof that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, is Jerry Falwell Jr., president of a home for religious bigots that calls itself Liberty University.
On Friday, the day after the attack in San Bernardino, Son of Jerry delivered his convocation speech, attendance at which is mandatory for all students, and he put himself in perfect alignment with Wayne the Weasel.
“If more good people had concealed carry permits,” Son of Jerry said, “then we could end those Muslims before they walk in and kill us.”
Let’s say that again, in caps this time …
END THOSE MUSLIMS BEFORE THEY WALK IN AND KILL US.
And they call it Liberty University why?
Look … What happened in San Bernardino was horrible. It was terrifying. That’s why they call them terrorists. It’s what they do.
But when guys like Wayne and Jerry start attributing terrorism to a whole religion, one that has an estimated 1.8 billion adherents, then they’re making the world a far more dangerous place than it already is.
When our leaders advocate open discrimination against Muslims … when Fuckface von Clownstick (h/t Jon Stewart) refers to our “Muslim Problem” …
When Jeb! Bush says we should open our doors to Syrian refugees who are Christian and not Muslim …
When Ted Cruz says he will introduce legislation to accept only Christian refugees and not Muslims …
When Mike Huckabee says …
Can someone explain to me why it is that we tiptoe around a religion that promotes the most murderous mayhem on the planet in their so-called ‘holiest days’? You know, if you’ve kept up with the Middle East, you know that the most likely time to have an uprising of rock throwing and rioting comes on the day of prayer on Friday. So the Muslims will go to the mosque, and they will have their day of prayer, and they come out of there like uncorked animals — throwing rocks and burning cars.
… then they are condemning all of Islam, which is exactly what the jihadists want them to do. They want a holy war, and these idiots are hellbent on giving it to them. They might as well just write out a check and send it to ISIS.
How did this happen?
I don’t want to talk about it.
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If you follow the money I think you will find that the NRA itself is the number one terrorist organization in America. It doesn’t matter what blather the shooters believe; ISIS, body parts, Black people, insanity, it makes no difference. It is the ability to easily acquire the weapons of war that is making us unsafe, and we lay that chiefly at the door of NRA. They have no ideology beyond gun manufacturers making a pile of money, but will use any form of racism, terrorism, and misogyny for their goal. It is perverted and it should be illegal but our crapweasel congress is bought and paid for, and the Supremes aided and abetted. If we got money out of politics, if we had representative government, if guns had to be licensed, taxed, and insured, if we stopped believing the Scalia photo-shopped version of the 2nd Amendment, we might make a little progress here. Thanks for writing, Steve, but no way will I spend 4 minutes of my precious time with Wayne.
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