So NOW what do I watch?

(h/t Mediaite)

So there I was, enjoying a Sam Adams Lager, when I suddenly discovered that the terrorists have won. I mean . . . Damn, I saved it on my VCR and was going to watch it tonight after the fireworks, and now Fox & Friends has just gone and ruined it for me.

Not only that, but it “raised a few eyebrows.” And now I know the outcome.

No point watching it now.

Wait till next year.

I just want to know who won the eighth at Belmont

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Barack To The Future: Future President Obama Hopes We All ‘Had A Safe And Happy 4th Of July’ (Mediaite)

President Obama‘s supporters and detractors, alike, have imbued our Commander-in-Chief with a variety of superpowers over the years, from anability to control the weather to the now-canonical Jedi Mind-meld. Now, apparently, you can add time travel to the list, as the President, in a video address released by the White House Thursday morning, told Americans “I hope you all had a safe and happy Fourth of July,” and regaled them with the past-tense tale of the White House’s 4th of July event, which seems to have gone off without a hitch later today.

“Hi everybody.  I hope you all had a safe and happy Fourth of July, filled with parades, cookouts, fireworks and family reunions,” the President said, or will say, I haven’t worked that part out yet. He added/will add “We celebrated at the White House with a few hundred members of the military and their families. And we took a moment amid the festivities to remember what our Independence Day is all about – what happened 237 years ago, and what it meant to the world.”